I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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