i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
