He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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