I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He has the fingertips of a God
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