The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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