So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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