: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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