i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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