Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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