is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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