god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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