these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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