Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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