when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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