did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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