Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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