Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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