I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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