I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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