You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Good thing I've started drinking again
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.