i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My ass is underappreciated
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.