let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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