I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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