is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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