did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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