see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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