I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The adults are the big ones right?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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