i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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