Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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