Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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