You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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