i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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