I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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