Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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