But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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