I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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