Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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