I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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