I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just found puke in my bra..
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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