Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My liver just had a heart attack.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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