Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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