fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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