He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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