'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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