ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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