D3 body, D1 cock
My brain says no but my pants say off.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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