Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
MIDGETS
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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