Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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