dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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