I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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