Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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