everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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