And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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