well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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