nut hugger
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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