They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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