Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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