Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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