Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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