he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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