I'm drive I can fine osifer
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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