that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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