Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
