I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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